A day in the life of one PCV’s training:
6 AM - Wake up to:
a.
A rooster
b.
The morning call to prayer
c.
Small children crying
d.
Your neighbor’s operatic singing, heralding the
new morning
Although none of the other options are out of the question,
option “D” usually applies to me as might be guessed from the specificity. Observe
that “alarm clock” is conspicuously missing from the list.
7 AM – Eat breakfast (omelet and instant coffee) while
studying French.
7:45 – Ride bicycle to class with friendly neighbor- co-volunteer.
8 – 12:30 AM - French
class. Organized based upon comprehension level and composed of no more than 4
trainees. Try to tell jokes in French to Beninese teachers, only to be met by
blank stares and long explanations for why what you are saying is not
reasonable.
Example: When talking about the freedom Beninese people have
in taking livestock and domesticated animals on public transportation, one
trainee suggests that perhaps a camel might also be usefully transported in a
taxi. (Attempts at jokes are often this pathetic when crossing language
divides.). Language trainer, frowning, says, “No, that’s impossible”, and
quickly tries to draw attention away from the apparent stupidity of the
trainee. Move on.
12:30 – 1:30 – Lunch! Mad rush to the local, trusted
rice-and-beans lady. Sum total for lunch = $0.60.
1:30 - 2:30 – Technical Session. May include: building more
efficient mud-stoves (reduce wood consumption); gardening techniques;
information session on moringa trees; teaching a sixth grade class about
deforestation; bicycle maintenance; natural insecticides.
3-4:30 - Visit a
local village and teach the gardeners how to make a compost pile. Imagine a
group of over-zealous and excitable trainees talking to a group of rural
farmers in painful French. Now, remember that none of the villagers speak
French, but are receiving the information through a translator. Successfully compose organic matter into a
pile to make “compost”.
4:30 – Ride bicycle back home to a chorus of “Yovo!”. Yovo
is the “mzungu”, or “white-person” call of Benin. Here, it is even accompanied
by a song which seems to be taught to all young children. Dodge motorcycles en
route.
4:45 – Study French or read.
6:30 – Hang out with my host sister while she makes dinner.
8:30 – Eat dinner while watching “El Diablo”, the most
popular soap-opera on television. It is a rejected Spanish show dubbed into
French which takes place in New York City. As might be guessed, it’s my life in
America in a nutshell.
9:00 – Play cards or mancala with my little brother and our
neighbor. Lose miserably every time.
10 - Read and sleep.
Repeat the following day.